«Paff,» «Pock,» «Wlan»: Asterix on the Pre-Christian Internet
The new «Asterix»—*Caesar's Papyrus*—wraps a very modern theme in a Roman toga: control over communication. The result is a powerful comic.
For all fans, here’s the most important news first: The «Asterix» comic series just keeps getting better. The new volume, which comes out today, Thursday, comes quite close to the masterpieces the series achieved in its heyday before the death of writer René Goscinny in 1977. «Caesar’s Papyrus» is beautifully drawn, hilarious, and seamless. It’s current, yet timeless.

The guest star is Julian Assange as the fair-haired whistleblower Polemix. The comic takes on the internet through a grand metaphor, going so far as to have clapping sounds named not only «Paff,» «Piff,» and «Pock,» but also «Wi-Fi». It is wireless networks, in fact, that repeatedly drive the plot forward in this 36th adventure of the brave Gaul: In 50 B.C., the Romans discovered the carrier pigeon as a means of communication. Of course, the messages attached to the legs of these nimble birds suffer the same fate as emails do today: they are copied, decrypted, manipulated, traced, and sometimes intercepted.
Thanks to Bigdatha!
Polemix is the linchpin of the news network. The whistleblower—whose ancient profession is known as a «kolporteur»—has stumbled upon an explosive story in Rome: «If this gets out, it will cause a scandal that will shake the entire empire.» What happened? Caesar, on the advice of his spin doctor and publisher Rufus Syndicus, had his memoirs, *The Gallic War*, censored. All uncomfortable accounts of his encounters with Asterix and Obelix are to be removed. «That way, the Senate will believe you’ve conquered all of Gaul and will gladly approve funds for further campaigns,» the advisor urges the emperor. Caesar agrees and has the work whitewashed. But Bigdatha the Numidian, a brave man from the writing workshop, smuggles the “Caesar Leaks” out.
Obelix Should Stop Fighting
Meanwhile, the Gauls have their own worries: A newspaper horoscope has advised Obelix: «Avoid conflicts. More self-criticism, less wild boar.» So no more beating up Romans—could they have imposed something worse on him? Meanwhile, Methusalix is haunted by his past as a young hooligan. And of course, the pirates can’t be left out—one of the pigeons promptly lands right on them. It’s just too bad that none of them can read. At least the old, precocious corsair is reminded of a saying by Juvenal: «Dat veniam corvis, vexat censura columbas» («Forgive the ravens; criticism plagues the doves.») I suppose that means something like: «Hang the little ones, let the big ones go.» Which brings us full circle back to WikiLeaks, Assange, and his whistleblowers.
Mitterrand's advisor is involved
«Caesar's Papyrus» is the second volume by the current creative team of Jean-Yves Ferri (script) and Didier Conrad (art). Visually, the volume continues to draw heavily on the classic volumes of the series. Two years ago, the new duo’s first collaborative work, «Asterix and the Picts,» was published—the first volume without Asterix’s creator, Albert Uderzo. After the release of *Asterix and the Picts*, many fans praised the new duo’s artwork but criticized the story for being disjointed. Overall, the praise outweighed the criticism. «The success of the first issue put everyone at ease,» said Conrad. In the run-up to the new issue, headlines in France focused on the fact that Caesar’s spin doctor is modeled after the French PR professional Jacques Séguéla, who once helped President François Mitterrand get elected. (Christof Bock/DPA/SDA)






