For weeks, months, even years, Vera Dillier has kept Switzerland on the edge of its seat with her exciting personal life. Her closest ally and media mouthpiece, the Blick family, keeps the country informed about every step.
It all began when jet-setter Dillier... Sex Text Messages on the cell phone of her partner, Felix Guyer—who is currently in an induced coma. The «romantic betrayal» did not go without consequences. The breakup was tough. As a dog psychologist and Playboy model Andrea Vetsch As she knew, Dillier found that her two naked dogs were especially helpful in getting her past the sex texts. But she also warned: «An animal cannot replace human love.».
Dillier took the advice to heart: As early as November 2014, she presented *Blick* with Horse trainer Fabio (26) and CVP politician Daniele (21) with Sunscreen specialist Küttel (46) «the third one in two weeks.» No surprise: Back in April—before she had officially split from her troubled partner—she had already announced: «The men are standing in line »– I'm more sought-after than ever."
Sex Vacations with the Gauchos
Sometime after the Their Nackthunds' Vacation in Paris – The trip in first class on the TGV was very tiring for the four-legged friends – followed in early January by the «Sex Vacations with the Gauchos». With Juan (40), things just «clicked» in Buenos Aires.
That was already very interesting. Even more interesting was Dillier’s conclusion about the Gaucho trip: «South Americans are much hotter in bed than Europeans.» And since we’re all among friends here at Blick, here’s another tidbit of public interest: «What happened with Felix at the end can’t really be called sex.»
For nearly a month after that, there was no news about Ms. Dillier. People were starting to get worried. Then came the all-clear: «There was a big bang in January!», according to the happy news at the end of February. The lucky one this time: Josef (29), a Versace model and real estate agent from the Czech Republic. «When he saw me naked for the first time, he said I had the body of a 20-year-old,» the Zurich native explained, describing her equally youthful romance. Not bad, because except for the nose It's supposed to be all true. Whether—and if so, to what extent—his estimate differs from reality, however, should remain a mystery to Josef: «He’ll never find out how old I am!» says Dillier in the Sunday View.
Switzerland was extremely curious to know how old she really is. At least that’s what the newspaper *Schweiz am Sonntag* suspected, and in true investigative fashion, it revealed the last little detail about Dillier that hadn’t yet been rubbed in the public’s face.
Her age isn't really a secret, the newspaper reveals. Why no one had yet bothered to check the Zurich Commercial Register remains a mystery—at least to the author of this thoroughly researched article.
Possible explanations: Perhaps no one was interested enough in Dillier’s age to bother investigating it. Or: Perhaps—despite all the head-shaking—people simply granted her a measure of dignity. After all, the problem of one’s own age seems to be a big enough issue.
But the revelation wasn’t really a surprise: Vera Dillier is about the age you’d guess she is—if you didn’t know the details of her naked «body of a 20-year-old.» Exactly how old she is won’t be revealed here. Because if Josef isn’t a reader of *Schweiz am Sonntag* and the *Blick* media continue to keep quiet, the young couple’s sweet secret will remain safe.
Okay, maybe it was also naive of Vera Dillier to tell the media about all the secrecy and expect everyone to go along with it, Ringier-style. But that probably has to do with her young age. Weren’t we all still a bit green behind the ears at 20? Once she reaches retirement age, she’ll certainly proceed in a much more thoughtful manner.
Thomas Häusermann