Parental Advisory
Banks are regulating and stifling young people’s thirst for exploration at every turn. If it were up to the creative consultants at «Bank zum Erfolg,» young people wouldn’t even be allowed to splash around in their own homes anymore.
Banks Dear bean counters, pure
Statistically speaking, Mr. and Mrs. Swiss each name slightly more than
own half a car and have almost a whole TV set each.
Today, however, each of them serves just half a
Offspring. The problem is obvious: the smaller the
The higher the youth quotient, the greater the worries of their parents. Did they have
they used to be forbidden to play Beatles records backwards
- because of hidden messages - so today the Federal
Communications Commission on behalf of all parents on every
The warning against lewd song lyrics can still be found on the legally available CD.
A similar trend towards suppressing young people's urge to explore
We have been watching this on all TV channels - ever since Thomas Gottschalk said it:
"Dear children, please don't try this at home!" - and even more so
since Jackass. Now this paternalism is also taking hold in advertising.
If it were up to the creative consultants of the "Bank zum
success", the youngsters would not even be allowed to live in their own four
splashing around on the walls, much less hitchhiking. What is today
is still allowed at all, we would certainly like to know. (la)
Statistically speaking, Mr. and Mrs. Swiss each name slightly more than
own half a car and have almost a whole TV set each.
Today, however, each of them serves just half a
Offspring. The problem is obvious: the smaller the
The higher the youth quotient, the greater the worries of their parents. Did they have
they used to be forbidden to play Beatles records backwards
- because of hidden messages - so today the Federal
Communications Commission on behalf of all parents on every
The warning against lewd song lyrics can still be found on the legally available CD.
A similar trend towards suppressing young people's urge to explore
We have been watching this on all TV channels - ever since Thomas Gottschalk said it:
"Dear children, please don't try this at home!" - and even more so
since Jackass. Now this paternalism is also taking hold in advertising.
If it were up to the creative consultants of the "Bank zum
success", the youngsters would not even be allowed to live in their own four
splashing around on the walls, much less hitchhiking. What is today
is still allowed at all, we would certainly like to know. (la)
