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Career Novel: When an Editor Finds Self-Fulfillment Through Writing, It Quickly Gets Awkward
Career novel When an editor realizes himself through writing, it quickly becomes embarrassingThis book is real, but at the same time it is satire," we are informed in the foreword, or rather made to wonder. The fact that satire is by definition an exaggeration of the real seems to have escaped the author Robert Jakob - like many other things. The nameless first-person narrator in the "phrase-mongering novel for up-and-comers" (self-promotion) starts out as a small PR worm in the Zurich agency Zum letzten Schrei and then becomes an editor at the Swiss Handelsblatt(!). There, he stole ideas and texts and, as a sideline, became a ghostwriter, PR professional, stockbroker and finally the owner of several communications companies. Only then does he receive a pink slip from Handelsblatt. But he takes defeat in his stride, even when the SAir contract goes to "a Canadian branding specialist." However, the protagonist remains flat in his description of this parallel career, which is peppered with superlatives. He himself sees it completely differently. "I am the mastermind behind the revaluation of all values," he rants. And: "Nietzsche's complete edition and Musil's 'Man without Qualities' form a successful synthesis in me. But enough philosophizing." At best, one can agree with the latter. After all, the attempt to give the embarrassing figure a profile by borrowing from intellectual history must give anyone halfway well-read stomach cramps.
For pages, Jakob's nameless alter ego plays the psycho and motivational guru, whereby his wisdom ("If you don't leave the ground, you'll never learn to fly") is as banal as his linguistic digressions. Instead of "reject", he writes "send to the shredder", instead of "organize", he recommends "planting a structural tree". That doesn't sound like ghostwriting, but like middle school German. Finally, as a last resort, he has the mail stolen from the letterbox to take customers away from her. The agency promptly goes bankrupt, he buys it and - the dream of every short-changed person - puts his ex-boss out on the street.
So far, so trivial and laborious. It only gets interesting when you ask who is serving up such blandly cooked fare. According to the appendix, this Robert Jakob is a German doctor. Today, the former director of several life science companies sits on the editorial board of two renowned Swiss journals. That sounds respectable, and so you are amazed that the bluffer, who was allowed to realize himself at the Munich business publishing house Redline, is a simple editor at the specialist journal New Management in real life. Incidentally, this is published by the HandelsZeitung publishing group - which at least clears up some of the allusions.
> The Bluff. A dazzling career of Robert
For pages, Jakob's nameless alter ego plays the psycho and motivational guru, whereby his wisdom ("If you don't leave the ground, you'll never learn to fly") is as banal as his linguistic digressions. Instead of "reject", he writes "send to the shredder", instead of "organize", he recommends "planting a structural tree". That doesn't sound like ghostwriting, but like middle school German. Finally, as a last resort, he has the mail stolen from the letterbox to take customers away from her. The agency promptly goes bankrupt, he buys it and - the dream of every short-changed person - puts his ex-boss out on the street.
So far, so trivial and laborious. It only gets interesting when you ask who is serving up such blandly cooked fare. According to the appendix, this Robert Jakob is a German doctor. Today, the former director of several life science companies sits on the editorial board of two renowned Swiss journals. That sounds respectable, and so you are amazed that the bluffer, who was allowed to realize himself at the Munich business publishing house Redline, is a simple editor at the specialist journal New Management in real life. Incidentally, this is published by the HandelsZeitung publishing group - which at least clears up some of the allusions.
> The Bluff. A dazzling career of Robert
Jacob. Redline Wirtschaftsverlag, Munich 2002.
163 pages, Fr. 27.50.
Francis Müller
