The Courage to Try

Noticed What color is
actually
Electricity? How long does it last under a plastic bag?
Who? And who has the most sex without a condom? Back when
Scouts still follow the motto «A good test of courage every day» 
felt obligated, and military service was still a duty and not a
Back in the day, courage, loyalty, and a sense of home were still considered virtues
– not just among the pious, conservatives, or military types. Today, in the
An age of weaklings and civilizational failures—it's just
there is still one way left to distinguish men from cowards
white: Leo Burnett's good old advertising agency.
Only the hardiest among us, who made it to the emergency room just in time
are being delivered and now have their names spelled correctly again
If you can write, you'll have a real chance here at one of the
coveted positions. To make sure you aren't overwhelmed by too many choices,
We've already picked out three strong contenders: Candidate A, who
as a little rascal, dissecting the neighbor's cat and feeding the entrails to his
wanted to feed the dog, or Candidate B, who as a teenager
A high school principal had a one-night stand to improve his grades
had offered, or Candidate C, who missed the departure because he was late
wanted to delay his flight with a bomb threat and will soon
will be released from prison? «Well, dear Leo,» we’re inclined to say to him
to ask, «Now you have to decide.» (la)