Last but not least: Watch out, steal whore

Now that half of Germany is once again heading to Mallorca, the Bild newspaper is issuing a warning: Watch out for “thieving whores”! This clever neologism will surely find its way into the Duden dictionary soon.

At dawn, when the German men want "only one thing: to go back to the hotel", the hour of the stealing whores strikes. In groups of four or five (very decisive!) the stealing whores wait for their victims. Image knows "the scam of the stealing whores" very well: they are "like lionesses hunting for an antelope," said a man "who managed to escape them." "They always choose the weakest victim: the one who has had the most. They surround the man, pull him toward them." While one stealing whore makes concrete offers to the man ("I'll sleep' with you and do everything for you, okay?"), another steals the money.

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Image: Screenshot Bild.de

Unattractive. It seems as if a new phenomenon has been born with the stealing whore. In times when even rare words like "tweet" find their way into the dictionaries of this world (Werbewoche.ch reported), a Duden inclusion of Klau-Hure should be considered soon.

Favors, love servants and sex workers dress warmly please. (hae)

 

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