Last but not least: unbearable boredom

Why haven't we all packed up our belongings and emigrated? Why do we persevere in this wasteland, in this hole, in this dreariness, in this imposition of a city? Is it self-mortification? - After Zurich had already received a heavy blow in the quality of life study by the consulting firm Mercer and was relegated to second place by Vienna, it is now even worse: our beautiful city is said to be boring, boring to death. This was the result of a survey of 2,400 tourists conducted by the travel portal Tripadvisor. The second most boring city in Europe! According to the users, only the Belgian capital Brussels is even more boring than Zurich. London and Paris are considered to be much dirtier. The baguette metropolis was also awarded the title of "most overrated city in Europe". Before we plunge into the nightlife, we claim the title of "most underrated city". Then we are somewhat appeased again. Let the tourists go to Olten, St. Gallen or Wil!