Last but not least: beautiful clairvoyance

What don't we already know about the new Mr. Switzerland, Stephan Weiler: orthodontic treatment, grooming his private parts, and aspirations to become a doctor, for example. Since there apparently isn't enough public knowledge about the beauty pageant winner yet, the newspaper *Sonntag* has turned to TV fortune-teller Mike Shiva.

What we don't already know about the new Mister Switzerland Stephan Weiler: That he has had his teeth corrected, is a chemist with medical ambitions and still lives at home because he can't afford his own apartment due to his studies (the shared flat principle has probably not yet caught on in Eastern Switzerland). That he shaves his private parts twice a week (wet), that his girlfriend gave him a heart cushion and that his friends call him "Steve". As this is apparently not enough public knowledge about the beauty king, the Sonntag newspaper called in TV card reader Mike Shiva. The tarot cards show him that Mister Switzerland will have to put up with a lot of criticism during his entire year in office. Evil tongues may now complain that a clairvoyant was not necessarily needed for this prophecy. But we want to look ahead and are launching an appeal: Good PR consultants forward! Here you can finally test your tips on a six-pack nut.

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