Last but not least: Bambini with phoneitis

 Various reports on the subject of cell phones and the effects on human salvation made the rounds on Monday. Rapper Greis, for example, told the Aargauer Zeitung that his cell phone had made him less reliable: "The ability to reschedule appointments anytime and anywhere makes cell phones less binding," is his impressive conclusion. If Greis were a few years younger and lived further south, the Italian Psychological Guild might still be able to help him. They are sounding the alarm because a study has shown that even four-year-olds take their cell phones to the chindsgi. The psychologists warn that the bambini are becoming dependent on the telefonini instead of developing personal contacts. Of course, these groundbreaking considerations come too late for Greis. According to the interview, he didn't bother with a cell phone in his youth, but envied a friend's transparent blue Motorola pager. Of course, the shrinks are once again silent about the effects that early childhood pager use could have on later rappers.