Last but not least: No, that's bullshit, isn't it?

 
Nicolas Sarkozy, France's temporary monarch, was the victim of a nasty case of lese majeste on Tuesday. A few minutes before an interview on public television France 3 on Monday evening, a working sound technician apparently failed to greet him. Sarkozy was indignant and rebuked him. "It's a question of education," he salivated with a grim, presidential grin. "If you're invited, people could at least say hello to you." Then, after an artist's pause, "Incroyable!" and "c'est grave, hein!" escaped him. Of course, the scene is already a hit on Youtube. Perhaps the attack on the honor of the first fidget spinner in the country was actually deliberate, since Sarkozy's plans to abolish advertising on public television and radio had triggered fierce protests among the employees there. His failure, however, can really only be commented on with the words of an equally important statesman, former Federal President Moritz Leuenberger: "Nei, das isch doch ein Scheiss, oder? What a shit!!! He has no idea or...! He's making up some kind of nonsense."