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Vacation season: more verve with VR

RealityLovers gives five tips for safe erotic enjoyment

London, June 2017: Summer, sun, VR eroticism. Summer is here and so is the vacation season. And because virtual reality has become an indispensable technology trend, VR glasses are accompanying many vacationers to the south. But watch out: If you want to enjoy erotic all-round clips without any difficulties, you should take note of the following tips from RealityLovers, the portal for VR eroticism.

1. find a shady spot

"Hot movies and warm weather are great things on their own. But in combination, there is a risk of overheating. And not just for the VR device, but also for the mind. That's why fans of hot 180-degree films should make sure they don't expose their smartphone to blazing sunlight and, of course, apply cream before embarking on a virtual journey."

You probably wouldn't have thought of it yourself. Crême before you lie down on the beach with your VR glasses on.

2. immersion yes, immersion no

"Admittedly, VR goggles look like diving goggles, but they work differently. Although they allow users to immerse themselves in other worlds, they have few users under water, especially when a smartphone is inside. If you want to stand out and set the next summer trend, use them as sunglasses instead. Or as a sleep mask: too many noisy children at the pool, tired of the seagulls' exhausting crowing? Take a short vacation from your vacation with VR glasses."

Finally a remedy for the "exhausting crowing of seagulls": virtual reality porn.

3. secure a hotel room

"Vacationers should hang up the "Do not disturb" sign so that the cleaning lady doesn't disturb you during the virtual pleasure trip. If the window is open and the hotel neighbors are on the balcony, headphones will save you from unpleasant situations."

It would probably be even more efficient to lock the door. Nevertheless, a valuable tip. Why exactly the headphones are supposed to prevent "unpleasant situations" when the neighbors are on the balcony with the window open remains unclear.

4. cell phone abroad? Yes, you can!

Since June 15, 2017, everyone has been surfing, calling and texting in other EU countries just like at home. The new regulation bears the motto "Roam like at home". Downloaded too little VR selection before? Simply go online and get some more on the beach.

... except for the Swiss. Unless they are UPC customers. But you also have to remember this tip: "Just go online and get supplies on the beach."

5 Other countries, other customs

To ensure that the VR trip does not turn into a fiasco, the particularly hot films should not be watched in public. As the legal situation regarding the consumption of erotic content differs dramatically from country to country, it is important not to show off too much. And male users in particular should remember: lying on your back on the beach can give away how much you like the videos.

No trip booked? No problem! Because VR fans can enjoy a vacation at www.realitylovers.at without actually being on vacation: simply put on your glasses and find yourself by the pool or on a summer meadow, surrounded by women who provide the necessary temperature increase.