Extra crispy
Pharma Marc Bodmer on a prevention campaign for which black melanomas, festering burn injuries, and the long-term consequences of reckless sunbathing by teenagers are not effective enough.
Pharma Anyone who has read the brochures of the Swiss
Cancer League, prefers to hide away in a cellar.
Of course, the danger of being infested by common mold lurks there.
but that is still better than the mutations
to the sun's rays. Black melanomas,
festering fire damage and long-term consequences of youthful
However, sunbathing recklessness is essential for an effective prevention campaign.
not enough. The grim reaper has to be brought in. It's a scene from
a "Baywatch" nightmare, which the pharmacy on Zurich's Kreuzplatz
hung in the shop window. No, Pamela's swimming aids
have not burst. Father Death has a trip to the beach
dared. Not because he needed a vacation, but also because he was in sandy
"Too much sun can kill you," says the man who works in the
The poster too. Less likely to be hit by the blow
Splatter movie fans will leave the pharmacy after such a macabre beach tragedy
ask for a tranquilizer right away, not to mention suntan oil,
which will probably be available in the pharmacy on Kreuzplatz in the three new
Beach barbecue categories offered in different colors and flavors
will be: "Leichenblass - Richtig roh", "Morbid Rot - Schnell angebraten,
but saignant" and "Nekro Schwarz - extra crispy, through and through".
Marc Bodmer
Cancer League, prefers to hide away in a cellar.
Of course, the danger of being infested by common mold lurks there.
but that is still better than the mutations
to the sun's rays. Black melanomas,
festering fire damage and long-term consequences of youthful
However, sunbathing recklessness is essential for an effective prevention campaign.
not enough. The grim reaper has to be brought in. It's a scene from
a "Baywatch" nightmare, which the pharmacy on Zurich's Kreuzplatz
hung in the shop window. No, Pamela's swimming aids
have not burst. Father Death has a trip to the beach
dared. Not because he needed a vacation, but also because he was in sandy
"Too much sun can kill you," says the man who works in the
The poster too. Less likely to be hit by the blow
Splatter movie fans will leave the pharmacy after such a macabre beach tragedy
ask for a tranquilizer right away, not to mention suntan oil,
which will probably be available in the pharmacy on Kreuzplatz in the three new
Beach barbecue categories offered in different colors and flavors
will be: "Leichenblass - Richtig roh", "Morbid Rot - Schnell angebraten,
but saignant" and "Nekro Schwarz - extra crispy, through and through".
Marc Bodmer
