Last but not least: J.-P. Love is tapped

On Monday, Advertising Week received a media release titled "Unbelievable! Eavesdropping attack on J.-P. Love". The editors had a bad feeling: Are the prudish times back, when the dissolute sex life of a porn star was enough to be entered in a file by the State Security? But anyone who suspected a snooping operation in the style of the Fichen affair was quite wrong. The U1 TV station wires its long-haired presenter itself. For a fee of 50 centimes per minute and 1.50 francs per call, anyone can listen in on what Love is up to. The press release promises that you can participate in the life of the porn star around the clock: "J.-P. Love can be listened to 24 hours a day, whether he is on a porn shoot, drinking coffee with his mother or in a spicy situation with a playmate (or even playmates?)". And the joy isn't short-lived: "J.-P. Love is expected to be unable to have a private conversation for an entire year!" U1 TV hopes Love will provide a lot of talking points.
The popping mime has already made the press roar a few times in recent weeks. Namely because of his alleged scandal video with Baschi, the nation's favorite ex-casting show contestant. The only question is whether Love isn't already so much "yesterday's news" that it can't even bridge the awkward silence during the elevator ride with the boss.