The great freedom
The Search for Truth: A great wave of freedom has swept through the media ever since Paris Hilton nearly suffocated on filtered air. Fortunately, this human embodiment of a minx is now once again freely available to media outlets seeking nothing but the naked truth.
Truth Search "She's lethargic, just stares at the ceiling. After all, there's no TV." / "Besides, she has a TV and is allowed to watch DVDs." / "Hilton doesn't want to eat anymore. She's lost five kilos since going to jail. Now doctors are threatening to put her on an IV." / "Paris feasts so nicely behind bars. She gets to eat roast beef, spaghetti with meatballs, chicken fillets and fish." / "She even gilds her prison stay. The contract for the first interview is awarded to NBC for $1 million." / "For her first interview on star talker Larry King, Hilton isn't getting paid. The free gig fits the hotel heiress' apparent newfound spirituality." - All these truths have been printed alternately in black and white in Blick and Bild Zeitung in recent days. The great freedom in the media has broken out since Paris Hilton almost choked on sifted air. Fortunately, the man-turned-slut is now once again freely accessible to media seeking nothing but the naked truth. However, the fact that Paris is shopping in the Glattzentrum is really not true and just a publicity stunt by Visualix. (pan)?
